[This color is Suoh
This color is Duo

Yes their names rhyme. What of it?]

[rattle]

I don't think shakin' it is gonna work, dude.

Well nothing else this week has worked so far!

[rattle rattle]

Could try hittin' it.

... ah, I don't think I have to. It's working now. [long, annoyed sigh] Could anything else go wrong this week?

Don't say that, Su. You'll curse us all.

Oh please, Duo... half our friends are data frozen as it is. And now--... [quiet mutter] damnit all.

What?

Phillip is gone.

... seriously?

Yes. "User Not Found" See?

Well. Damn. ... see! I told you! Say things like that and you're just gonna make it worse! Also I think it's recording...

... [another sigh] Figures. I'm going back to bed. Wake me when the world goes back to normal.

Uh, Su, this world is never normal. ... h-hey, come on, come back!

[click]